summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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