maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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