I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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