Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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