After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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