There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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