She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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