Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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