come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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