I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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