ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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