it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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