so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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