i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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