I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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