I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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