Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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