So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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