We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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