question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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