its not stalking. its research.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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