I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
