I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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