I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
