the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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