Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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