What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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