So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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