Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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