I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
