There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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