Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
