Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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