Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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