I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
