Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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