Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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