There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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