I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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