so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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