dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I think your dad took our porno
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Randomize
