is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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