And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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