Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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