i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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