Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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