Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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