Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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