redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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