Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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